15 Funny Texts to Send Your Spouse


Texting is such a great way to stay connected while being apart form your spouse and adding some humor will bring an even bigger smile to their face when they read your text! 

Here are 15 funny texts to send to your spouse when they need a little pick me up. 

So, I heard that a kiss can burn 6.4 calories per minute. You wanna workout? 😏

I wanted to send you something that would make you smile, but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox. ☺️

For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds I’ve missed you. 

I love you more than pizza… and I really, really love pizza. 🍕😋

You make me smile. I’m also super horny, but that’s not the point. 

I’m not going to lie, you’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop after I’ve watched way too much Netflix.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. ☕️

I’m not a photographer, but I still picture you and me together… in bed. 

If you were a vegetable you know what you’d be? A cute-cumber. 

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces. 

I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I can’t decide what I want more, for or you? Food… no! You… Maybe food on you!

If you kiss me, I’m not responsible for what happens next.

I’m not going to lie, we go together like Nutella and a spoon. I’m the Nutella. 😉



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